Lewis Ward - Can he handle it?

As Lewis Ward (aka Big Wardy), looks to step up to his new responsibilities with Ansty Second Team, people are wondering if he has what it takes to bring his magic to The Gray Hooper, Mid Sussex 4th division.

Some people are saying it is his sheer lack of footballing ability that will hinder his success, others are saying its the drugs. We reached out for comment and found Mr Ward in the fetal position in a disabled toilet at the clubs home, Deaks Lane. He managed a few words, "I am extremely happy to be part of a great club, with a squad that are driven to achieve great things". He went on to thank some of the players mum's for the opportunity, at which point we left the new Ansty coach to his business.